Smelly Siamese

We've had a few public holidays recently and on one particular morning Roland and I were lying in bed, trying to get a chapter or two from our respective books.

BIG MISTAKE!!!

It was all really peaceful, everyone was playing nicely. Or so we thought until Cadbury (our Siamese) jumped onto our bed. He smelled absolutely terrible, like urine, though I couldn't believe that. I eventually persuaded him to lie on his blanket on the chair in our room because I couldn't cope with the stench.

Back to reading, until Cameron comes in, all proud of himself...

"I made a wee on the cat!!!"

What the heck is that about?!!!